Harry Potter - Nimbus 2000 Broom AccioNiffler
My name is Carly :)
I'm ridiculously, over-the-top obsessed with Fred Weasely (not to mention Harry Potter in general).
I am allergic to bananas.
I am a Gryffindor on Pottermore.
My favourite flower is the rose.
One time I saw a tree.
I work at a theme park, on rides.
I love lamp.
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Harry Potter - Nimbus 2000 Broom
August 3rd
7:08 PM
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bombasticunicorn:

donnaroses:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

And we shall have Peeves

and still, you’d all find shit to complain about because it’s still not exactly like the books.

July 27th
11:47 AM
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Team Indecent Exposure is looking for recruits! 5 spots left :)

accioniffler:

The heading says it all. Team Indecent Exposure is looking for team members! We have a few spots spare, and if you are a pair, we may be able to consider you both (as long as you can prove your abnosomeness and undying love for kale).

Most of our team has participated since 2011 and we have…

July 14th
3:10 PM
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wickedclothes:

Adjustable Dragons Breath Fire Opal Ring

Fully adjustable in size, this silver-colored ring cradles a beautiful fire opal. Hot pink in color with blue flecks throughout the entire stone, this piece is a true eye-catcher. Sold on Etsy.

2:59 PM
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wickedclothes:

Crescent Moon And Galaxy Necklace

Accented with ornate carving, this crescent moon pendant holds a galaxy between each tip. Connected to a silver-plated chain with a dragonfly connector ring. Chain measures 24” in length. Sold on Etsy.

2:56 PM
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wickedclothes:

Dried Flowers Necklace

Several dried flower petals rest inside of this glass teardrop. Deep purples and vibrant yellows make this piece a perfectly bright springtime accessory. Hung on a silver-colored chain available in 18” and 24” lengths. Sold on Etsy.

thetrickstergoddess:

gildatheplant:

bornagainpresidency:

kittensandkink:

weedandpatchouli:


My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.

i love this photo so much

I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this. This man is going to die before the cat does and when that happens, the cat will more than likely go back to a shelter. This guy is a shitty person for adopting an animal that he know will outlive him. I know y’all wanna think it’s cute that this old guy has a kitten but no. It’s not cute. It’s reckless and irresponsible.

* assumes he’s old enough to have death that close
* assuming he doesn’t have a spouse that would outlive him.
* assumes he won’t care enough to make sure family or friends will look after the cat if he dies.
* assumes the cat would be adopted by someone else ‘more deserving’ and not left in a shelter or euthanized.
Anyone adopting an animal could get hit by a city bus tomorrow and die. You’re the asshole for saying he doesn’t deserve a pet (which could greatly improve the quality of his life potentially) because you think he won’t be considerate enough to make plans for it if he were to die.

I’m so angry about the cruel, ageist, vicious and presumptuous comment here. How dare anyone accuse an elderly person of being “shitty” for adopting a pet. You speak about the elderly as if they aren’t even people. 
I sincerely wish all the best for this sweet man and his new kitty.

I HOPE THIS MAN AND HIS KITTEN FUCKING OUTLIVE THAT SHIT TALKING TIT

thetrickstergoddess:

gildatheplant:

bornagainpresidency:

kittensandkink:

weedandpatchouli:

My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.

i love this photo so much

I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this. This man is going to die before the cat does and when that happens, the cat will more than likely go back to a shelter. This guy is a shitty person for adopting an animal that he know will outlive him. I know y’all wanna think it’s cute that this old guy has a kitten but no. It’s not cute. It’s reckless and irresponsible.

* assumes he’s old enough to have death that close

* assuming he doesn’t have a spouse that would outlive him.

* assumes he won’t care enough to make sure family or friends will look after the cat if he dies.

* assumes the cat would be adopted by someone else ‘more deserving’ and not left in a shelter or euthanized.

Anyone adopting an animal could get hit by a city bus tomorrow and die. You’re the asshole for saying he doesn’t deserve a pet (which could greatly improve the quality of his life potentially) because you think he won’t be considerate enough to make plans for it if he were to die.

I’m so angry about the cruel, ageist, vicious and presumptuous comment here. How dare anyone accuse an elderly person of being “shitty” for adopting a pet. You speak about the elderly as if they aren’t even people. 

I sincerely wish all the best for this sweet man and his new kitty.

I HOPE THIS MAN AND HIS KITTEN FUCKING OUTLIVE THAT SHIT TALKING TIT

2:52 PM
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12:58 PM

Team Indecent Exposure is looking for recruits!

The heading says it all. Team Indecent Exposure is looking for team members! We have a few spots spare, and if you are a pair, we may be able to consider you both (as long as you can prove your abnosomeness and undying love for kale).

Most of our team has participated since 2011 and we have created some incredible memories and photo evidence that will keep us laughing to the grave. 

This year we have decided to take on some individuals before the hunt starts so we can get to know you a little before we begin! 

Right, so, if you would be so kind to send your application requests to chivalrouslion@hotmail.com, that would be wonderful. When you do, make sure you include the following so we have some information to go off!

What’s your name and age?

Where are you currently living?

Do you have any special skills or talents?

Have you done GISHWHES in the past?

What resources and connections do you have that will help our team?

Do you have your own source of transportation during the hunt?

How committed and available are you going to be during the hunt?

Why on earth have you decided to compete in GISHWHES this year?

Any other things you’d like to mention to sweeten your chances? ;)

REQUIRED: If you are applying for our team, please, please ensure you have the following;

A good camera: Photos and videos are required for this hunt. So a good camera is required, we cannot accept photos that have been taken on a phone or low quality camera. Bonus points to you if you also have an actual video camera.

Facebook: Our team’s main form of communication is all done through Facebook in a secret group. Even if you create a temporary account for the hunt, this is absolutely essential, and we cannot take you on board without the ability to contact everyone quickly and in the one place.

Familiarity with Google Docs: We use Google Docs to keep track of items, what’s completed and not, etc. 

Regular access to the Internet: We need members that can access the internet at home, without fuss. It becomes very difficult to organize item distribution if team members aren’t contactable, or go AWOL for several days which has happened in the past!

Enthusiasm: You may be new at GISHWHES or shy/socially awkward, but if you can make up for that with enthusiasm about what we are doing, then you’ll fit right in! Some items are required to be completed in public, however, if you’re an awesome artist, or have brilliant connections that will help us out in other ways, we want you!

That’s about it! I’d like to sign off with a few photos from previous years hunts to help you on your decision for joining our team :) Look forward to hearing from you soon! Carly Pants xoxo

That’s all I got. Get to applying! :)

April 7th
6:57 PM
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cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!

Michelle’s husband.